THE LEGEND OF CHICKEN WING JESUS
As recorded in the Holy Gospel of Wings.
THE BOOK OF WINGS, CHAPTER 1
1 In the beginning, there was a fryer. And the fryer was cold, and the Hammer Lot was hungry.
2 And there arose a Bills fan named Chicken Wing Jesus , in the year 2024.
3 And the fan said, “Let there be wings.” And there were wings. And they were good. Extra crispy, even.
CHAPTER 2: THE ROBE
5 And lo, the fan put on a white robe, a red sash, a crown of chicken bones, and a giant blue chain.
6 And the people looked upon this and said, “That is a lot.” And it was.
7 And every home game since, the fryers have roared, the wings have flowed, and the Holy Water has been raised.
8 Come get sauced.
THE SACRED RELICS
THE CROWN OF CHICKEN BONES
A crown fit for the King of the Tailgate. Every bone, a wing that answered its calling.
THE CHICKEN-BONE CROSS
Raised high over the Hammer Lot as a sign: the fryers are hot and all are welcome.
THE HOLY GOSPEL & THE HOLY WATER
The Gospel holds the Ten Commandments of Wings. The Holy Water keeps the prophet hydrated. Both are sacred. Only one is for drinking.
JOIN THE CONGREGATION
The legend is still being written. Every home game. Follow along.